My favourite thing is when Americans think the rest of the world is american.
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
gay guy: *murders 30 people*
white girl: omg you're SO sassy I love it!!
in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes